Valentines Day

Dear Auditors,

I don't know how to break this news to you. Valentine's day is just around the corner.

And so is our audit peak.

You can forget about the candlelight dinner, or the stroll along the river. You can start dropping hints to your boyfriend/girlfriend that you will probably be spending time with your manager instead of celebrating on this very day. I know it's hard, but we are AUDITORS, nothing can break us.

Therefore, on this day, to salvage relationships and to remind ourselves that we are great, we should all buy a shirt that looks like this. Hopefully your girlfriend/boyfriend will agree.

Read the following only if you are a girl:

Girls, I have something to share with you. Buy the girlfriend shirt for your boyfriend this valentines and make him wear it when you go for your candlelight dinner. Chances are that he will protest and pout and whine. IGNORE. Tell him this: Darling, this is your present. Wear it if you love me. * Flash him your cutest smile and remember to flutter your eyelids* Escort him to the gents for a makeover into your shirt and you will be the luckiest girl in the whole audit industry.

Guys, you are not suppose to be reading this. If you do, you are a wuss, a cheater.Your sins will be atoned by buying a boyfriend shirt for your babe. Chances that you will succeed like the girls are rather slim. But you can try nonetheless. Let us know how it turn out.

With love,

AUDITOR Su