Je suis le sexy Auditor

Je suis le SEXY Auditor is specially designed for a good chum of mine whose head is brimming with this phrase constantly and flashing me with his signature cheeky smile when I say that he is Narcissistic!

Talking about this word, ever knew the origin of this word? Hint: There is a flower called Narcissus! I always like a share a good story or two.. so here it goes:

The Story of Narcissus
This story dates back many centuries ago which is what many people term as a "greek mythology" now. It all started with this nymph called Narcissus. He is one full of resplendent hope for life and equipped with a cheerful disposition! One eventful day, he decided to venture out of his habitat. Soon he passed by a meadow full of beautiful flowers and a crystal clear lake called Echo's Pond. Excitedly, he bounced towards the lake just to see an attractive nymph in it. Sadly, poor narcissus did not know that he was entranced with his own reflection!

He groveled and begged for the reflection to meet him. Time goes by and Narcissus was persistent as he had fallen fatally in love with himself sadly :(. Time never did manage to pale his love for himself, instead he fell hard and deeper into despondency. Weaker by the days, he eventually wasted away in vain for his mere reflection. All that was left in his place was a beautiful flower of white petals stained with peach pink. This flower is hence named Narcissus.

Today to say that someone is Narcissistic who loves/is obsessed with himself and his physical appearance excessively!

Here is a picture of Narcissus. It is a real beauty, isn't it?



** disclaimer: There are many versions to this and this entry might not accurately present the Narcissus story!

And yes a huge deviation from the T-Shirt Design. Je suis le sexy (french words) auditor simply means I am the sexy auditor. So now u understand why I call him Narcissistic! LOL! :D

Auditor- C'est moi!

Audit turns me on

Our First Few Designs

Dearest hotties... Have received several requests to put up more designs esp. Auditors are hot! Yeah who else is hotter than us??? Our first few primary designs which we thought were too safe! And during our AIW Day, you might have seen the few of us wearing these shirts. So enjoy!

Auditor- C'est moi!

All u do is tick

This is inspired by my very humorous team mate! He is one guy who is v affable and always able to lighten serious atmospheres with a joke or two. One thing I always remember him for was during our self-introduction...he was bold enough to "auction" himself... starting with "Hi I'm XX, I'm 24, Single...Minimum bid is $50..." He ended it off by saying that he's priceless which I totally agree! Every individual is indeed unique and he is really one priceless person, full of confidence, charisma that he is always able to make a joke out of himself!

After he heard of AIW, he went... "all u do is tick"! Which is so true...after hearing from industry experts/seniors that every auditor is armed with a checklist! And the day and night goes with tick, tick, tick... amidst all the frustrations of mismatches, late nights! Most intridgingly, his catchphrase simply falls so nicely into the word AUDIT! Amazing are the minds of some people!! Thanks a million mate!

Auditor- C'est moi!

Audit gives me work life balance

This witty tagline is not completely done by AIW but with the inspiration of a good friend/creative/supporter of AIW!! Thanks! I can't believe you thought of this in a span of a mere few seconds!! So if any of you guys have a dying tagline to share, drop us a line okies! Thanks a million!! And also, promote this website to your fellow hot audit pals!!

Auditor-C'est moi!

Auditors make good gf/bf

You might have seen some of these designs on our msn! And many people asked teasingly "are you sure! I really doubt it! You look like you will torture your bf". Excuser-moi!!! I make a real good other-half ok!

Other responded to say that they love this shirt!! So much that a marketing friend told me she loved this design and would like AIW to design "MARKETEERS MAKE GOOD GIRLFRIENDS"! Thanks guys!!

Auditor- C'est moi!

Auditors love gingerale

A-L=E
The most fundamental rule of our profession. I will not elaborate much on this, for fear of disclosing too much information that sets us apart from the non-beancounters. It is this information assymetry that gives us hope in this industry.

ALE
The most delightful of all beverages. I will not elaborate much on this either, for fear that you think we are alcoholics. For your information, auditors and accountants are very disciplined professionals. We are sound and sober in our work and life. We do not drink and drive. Not that you see many of us with cars. We take public transport.

AUDITOR Su

Auditors' Fun Movement

Dear Auditors,

We would like to thank you for the support and encouragement so far. Response's great and we are happy to have tickled you at the right spot. It is now time to introduce you to our Auditors' Fun Movement.

With just $12, you will have a nice white tee for New Year. In addition to that, you will be invited to be part of our movement to share the joy of audit.

We value your creativity and welcome designs from you! So far we have received a couple of contributions from you and materialised them into tees for sale.

Here is our successful example. Contributor: AUDITOR Mook. AUDITOR Mook has named his creation the Mook Shirt. His inspiration came from a heart to heart talk with a fellow auditor. Being a great auditor in the making, Mook has passion and an eye for details. His latest design says it all. This design has been created into a tee. Wanna be like him? Send us your designs now! Keep the ideas flowing and share your love for audit!

2.2K is not enough

Audit brings you to places